WhatsApp Status in English

WhatsApp Status in English  -

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I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.

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I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.

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My attitude based on how you treat me.

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Hakuna Matata!!! – The great motto to live life...

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Yeah You - The one reading my status, Get Lost!

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When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

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I know the voices in my head aren’t real but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!

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I loved a girl and she broke my heart. Now every piece of my heart love different girls. People called it flirt that's not fair…

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Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend. Now, you help me to save mine.

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Me and my wife live happily for 25 years and then we met…

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Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.

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I’m poor. I can’t pay attention in class room.

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When I'm good I'm best , when I'm bad I'm worst.

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I’m cool but global warming made me hot.

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Excuse me. I found something under my shoes oh its your Attitude.

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If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.

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Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.

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My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!

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I'm Not Special , I'm Just Limited Edition.

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Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.

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